On my way to school, I pass by a dog-park. I see the babies, smile and then start to miss my own babies that have left me. Some of the dogs are so cute that I want to pull over, stop, and ask the owner if I could squeeze the shit out of his/her dog. Unsurprisingly, I don't do it. It wouldn't be socially acceptable.
It also doesn't go over well if you ask to hug someone's human baby, either.
ReplyDeleteThat's a moot point because I don't like kids.
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